> 50 uses for a snow shovel?

50 uses for a snow shovel?

Posted at: 2014-09-26 
I need 50 uses for a snow shovel for a homework assignment. I'm half way done. I can't come up with anymore. Any help will be appreciated

wow, this is hard, what homework is this? XD

you should have put down the 20-30 that you had done so that we would know but here are some.

I only wrote a few that I could think of on the spot, the list might be repetitive

obviously shovelling snow, or mud, or sand...

hitting someone (no jokes)

unblocking a car ( you can place the shovel underneath the wheel if the wheel is stuck)

breaking a piece of ice

reaching for something up high

removing snow of a roof

collecting snow

building an igloo

clearing up some space

padelling a boat

spreading gravel on an icy road (although we use machines for that now)

Lifting a spare tire onto lug bolts (if you aren't strong enough to do it yourself)

Digging a footing.

leveling a yard

Uncovering water or sewer lines

Marking, tilling, furrowing, weeding, or irrigating a garden

Removing weeds and shrubs

Planting trees

mixing cement or mortar in a wheelbarrow

getting rid of pests, rattlesnakes...

digging

hammer for big nails... (I'm running out)

walking stick?

yup,thats about it.

hope you ace it, hope i helped

As a self defense tool

As a sex toy

As something to scare all the snow away

Something to lick

Something you can use for really bad sex jokes such as "Her vagina so loose I can fit this snow shovel in her"

Something to beat little kids with so you can take their money

You can use it use it as a threat

You can hit people as a joke

You can throw it at a car

You can suck on it

You can dance to IceJJFish with it

You can have it form a rap group with Lil B and name it Based Shovel

You can maybe hit yourself in the head and maybe realize this was an April Fool's joke

You can clean your room with it

You can pick up food with it

You can train Lions with it

You can use it to fight a man with a sword

You can use it in a rake vs shovel contest

You can hide dead bodies with it

You can MAYBE REALIZE UNLESS YOU ARE IN 3rd grade or lick windows (no offence to the mentally disabled, wasn't their fault they ended up how they did) that this was an April Fool's Joke

Smack your neighbor in the back of the head with it when he shovels his snow onto your driveway.

1)snow shovel

2)regular shovel

3)a weapon

4) poking stick

5)a ground leveler

... i hope it helped.. haha... they are the only thigns i can think of since i've never been around snow

Recommend you buying one and try every method above to test wether they are work or not. XD

you could bring it to the movies and not have to pay to get it in

I need 50 uses for a snow shovel for a homework assignment. I'm half way done. I can't come up with anymore. Any help will be appreciated