I think maybe you can hire The Doubleclicks to sing them out Pied Piper style
There are no suitable pesticides for Velociraptor. The answer to your problem in biological control with Tyrannosaurus rex.
Wow, I had the very same problem about a year ago. Do you live in Dinosaur,Colorado too ?
http://www.nps.gov/dino/planyourvisit/di...
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I just moved into a new house about six weeks ago. I got a real nice deal and moved in quickly. But I guess the owner neglected to mention about the velociraptors. It was the third day that I noticed them. I walked into my kitchen and a velociraptor was just eating all the meat of my freezer! I quickly shooed it away with a broom. I didn't think much of it. Velociraptors are just part of nature so I ignored it. But it started to get worse. As I lay asleep at night I could hear velociraptors sneaking in and out of my room. I could also hear their ear burning screeches which I think is a mating call. I was fine with it at first, but it's getting out of control! They're everywhere! Watching a movie? Boom! Velociraptor walks right in the way and screeches. About to take a shower? Boom! Velociraptor just sitting there screeching. Open up the cabinet for a snack! Boom! Out comes a velociraptor screeching. Try to watch the shows I recorded while at work? Boom! Velociraptors deleted it and replaced it with dinosaur documentaries. I tried using every day velociraptor spray, but that just made them screech louder. Is this something pest control can take care of? If so, how much would it cost? Any home ideas I could try if pest control charges too much?
