you can grow one in a petri dish with cloned fetus stem cells and a small piece of your penis... attaching it is the problem as you need a surgeon and there's no guarantee it will be longer than the three inches your sporting now ... but generally you shouldn't listen to anyone over Xbawks live... xbox lobby's are a breeding ground for ignorance...

semen and dirt is the wrong path though i dont think it works that way because then there would be hippie penises all over the Woodstock festival grounds to this day... probobly even huge hippie penis trees!

but it dosent work that way..

his debate on penis size may never be answered, but the results of several studies seem to indicate that the average erect penis length is between 5.1 inches and 5.9 inches in length. So, anything longer than that can probably be considered big. Literature around the average girth or circumference seems to flip-flop, but several studies have described an average mid-shaft circumference to be 4.49 inches and 4.97 inches when fully erect Read More: http://www.whackyvidz.com/Tcn6

Grow a vagina with it

So I was playing xbox when someone told me to go grow a dick, so I went into my garden and planted semen in the ground, but nothing has grown yet. I've watered it everyday and yet still no results. How can I get it to grow?