Why don't you just move out and live in a place where there are no skunks seeing as wildlife is so objectionable to you?
Your mother needs to beat you severely. Not for what you say about the skunks but because you are a troll.
Okay, so I've got these skunks in my backyard. Mom feeds them, I tell her not to, she does anyway.
This is the third time they have sprayed and I can't take it anymore.
She's working nightshifts, so I can get away with this.
Last week I mixed in chocolate with the chicken scraps and they devoured it all. But I guess I didn't use enough chocolate.
I'm thinking this week, smash one of my old pop bottles, mix it in with the food.
Can anyone else give me some other toxins to put in with the food so that I can kill off these monsters already?!