I think you need a physical means to keep it attached.
I'd go w/ stitches or staples.
If you go w/ glue i'd suggest patches with some light cure adhesive so it bonds instantly and doesn't allow the chance to mix in with your blood.
Why would you want a ceiling fan on your body?
Eat it. At least then you'll know where it is at all times. Well for 24-36 hours, I suppose. (Sooner if you have a curry).
So last week I accidentally stuck my dick in a ceiling fan after unclear directions, and it ripped off. I've tried to tape and glue it on, but it just falls off. What is a permanent solution to keep it on my body.
