> My house is on fire, WHAT TO DO!?

My house is on fire, WHAT TO DO!?

Posted at: 2014-09-26 
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

Save your computer kids and wife and paper photos and get out of there and call the fire fighters in your area.

sit and wait. you will find the answer for yourself eventually.

never mind that, there's a rat in my kitchen what am I gonna do!?

so you put it on yahoo answers…

Call 911. And exit your house.

Let the Mo.Fo. burn?

Go into the house and burn, then you won't have to worry about reconstruction, insurance, etc.

Try coating yourself in gas.

You need counseling. Ask your doctor for a recommendation to a psychotherapist at the first opportunity.

Get out, if you have any pets, get them out too.

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CAALL 411

TELL EM ITS A FIRE

THEN POOR ALL THE WATER ON IT

BAKING SODA TOO

THEN TELL IT TO STOP

FOCK

THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

duck and roll