what you need to do is get a pair of oven gloves, put both on one hand, and insert the hand in to the hole. Once this procedure has been completed, what you must do is slowly and carefully, such as a watermelon on its lunch break would do, wiggle you hand up the leg of the trousers, just to the bit not near your groin but about halfway down your hamstring. This will have the effect of nearly showing the upper part of your leg below your buttocks, but not doing so, indicating that you are a feisty damsel, who is willing and also prepared to play with the man. Please tell me via carrier pigeon if all goes well.
